August 31, 1977 - the day the charismatic and extreme enigma, the artist, the rainbow-haired warrior was born.

Happy birthday to Jeff Hardy!

(Source: pinkmman)

wrestlingobsessed14:

Happy Birthday Jeff Hardy !

wrestlingobsessed14:

Happy Birthday Jeff Hardy !

me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day: *everything fucks up*

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

(Source: nessajoybabe)

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

(Source: dalasverdugo)

human:

lying liar. you’re lying.

Liar. You are lying.

At the groceries store

deanisanactualprincess:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

liminal-zone:

(Source: forassgard)

emmawatsonsdaily:

One of the reasons why Emma Watson is one of the best female role-models of our time. She’s so underrated.